a harpoon will do

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i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

ah hell, why not. a little getting shot i nthe back of the head never hurt anyone