sleepiest moon bun

my friend's puppy has baffling levels of attitude for someone who's only been around for a handful of months. he understands concepts like deceit and civil disobedience and other things i didn't fully grasp until well into my 20s. this guy doesn't even know the seasons loop yet. he's probably like okay spring. what's next. some other new bullshit i bet

the issue is i fear that you all love gay people. but you do not consider gay women to be gay. or people.

In my joyful dreams I never frown. Smilent Hill

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

The only thing I miss about Brands on tumblr are those shitass 4 frames gifs they used to make

mom komaeda is outside

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent