Bitten! At The Gecs Show

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

wololo

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

for some brief, horrifying moment. the thought "did RGG Studio find Tupac alive and then reveal it by putting him in Stranger Than Heaven"

Hi, I'm Geoff Keighley. Welcome to The Summer Games Fest. Tupac Shakur is alive, and he's right here, this is how the world is finding out.

I want to play a summer game...

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

not really sure how to get her out though

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them