stupid man thing im fuckin ballin

#stupid manthing im fuckin ballin

Girls will be like Idk why im so unproductive recently and then you ask whats going on in their life and they list eight lifestopping crisies and then say 'yeah but i should be fine :/ '

vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don’t give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers

The absolutely hilarity of imagining some older vampires hectoring younger ones. “Back in my day, I had to drink blood with radium in it and I liked it! We glowed in the damn dark for weeks!”

tomshiv is kind of a socratic dialogue about love i think. their marriage starts with shiv saying she doesn’t even know what love is and then claiming it’s like a hundred different things. and every episode after that we get to see tom and shiv try out a hundred different ways of loving each other and failing to figure out what love is because the way they communicate it to each other is so different as to be completely unintelligible to the other. they don’t know what love is but every time the other tries to love them, it’s not in a way they understand

because it’s like. tom goes “i think this is love” and shiv is like “that’s a different language to me” and vice versa shiv goes “i think this is love” and tom is like “not in a way i understand”. And it’s just! like idk man. On their wedding night shiv says she doesn’t know what love is and it’s not like tom gives her an answer. because both of them understand love in completely different ways. and they’re marrying for love and there’s love there but what is love? they don’t know. you know?

Personally I think I'm shockingly normal for someone who has spent every day on the internet since they were 12

@etodraws

i do wish people would relearn the ability to think things are dumb without making up reasons why they’re also evil actually. personal taste doesn’t always have to be a moral stance, the personal isn’t that political. i told my friend i didn’t care for selena gomez the other day and he asked me what she’d done. i don’t fucking know bro i just think her music is boring. im tired