"This wooden idiot"

Need these houseguests to fend for THEMSELVES!

There’s a quote from Bert where he says he‘s “known big bird since he was a little bird” and the thought of it makes my heart cry so here’s that

Holy shit. Uhura looking amazing, behind-the-scenes SNW 4.03 "The Hangover" "Human Best Friend"

…Some more about it here at Wikipedia.

your ethnic features are beautiful, and you do not need to look european to look masculine or feminine

I remember the first time my dad visited he had internalized this myth that all restaurants in NY were good because they had to compete so heavily that surely only the best places survived, so he did no planning and just walked us into a random place in Koreatown. He was so disillusioned so fast lmfaoooo

fuck like a green onion