they say great whites never stop moving

So today I tripped. Fell flat on my face, it was awful but ultimately harmless. My service dog, however, is trained to go get an adult if I have a seizure, and he assumed this was a seizure (were training him to do more to care for me, but we didn’t learn I had epilepsy until a year after we got him)

I went after him after I had dusten off my jeans and my ego, and I found him trying to get the attention of a very annoyed woman. She was swatting him away and telling him to go away. So I feel like I need to make this heads up

If a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help

I feel like I've been posting way too much about Karma when I should be working but it gets funnier the more I think about

Like imagine being this man:

Grew up on the streets, probably seen your fair share of shit (judging by his and Jacob's scars)

Older brother picks up way too many orphans and you're now a teen dad who did not ask for this bs

Older brother picks up this one scrawny brat who grows up to be taller and buffer than you

Older brother comes up with crazy plan that will likely get all of you captured and/or killed

You agree anyway cause you're a good brother

Older brother picks up random divorced lady with a drinking problem, depression and ptsd

Older brother gets captured, tortured, then dies right in front of you

Drunk lady and your dead brother's plan/rebel group are now your problem

Drunk lady takes your brother's place, wants to continue his crazy plan, you say fk it we ball

Reluctantly bond and become friends with drunk lady

Try to execute dead brother's crazy plan attempt no. 1

Drunk lady goes rouge and picks up random pink kid with just as much issues

Try to execute dead brother's crazy plan attempt no. 2

Drunk lady sees toxic ex, gets shot to save him, dies right in front of you

Pink kid goes rouge and shoots you in the leg, steals your laptop, ruins dead brother's plan

Pink kid drops a fking rocket on you and all your allies because she's hung up on her ex

Pink kid still asks you to save her half dead friendzone

You say fk it fine, cause you're nice that way

You save pink kid's friendzone

Pink kid becomes urban legend, you're stuck with this rude brat and ptsd

You are now in charge of a crumbling rebellion you didn't even start

Rude brat becomes a rebel, gets buffer than you

Rude brat comes back with 5 kids that look like himself, pink kid, dead drunk lady, dead drunk lady's ex, and rude brat's freaky ex

You know, every time I draw something stupid, I think to myself "surely I can't top this!" And then somehow I draw something even dumber