Punk Rock Prince

this is suspiciously similar to the map of countries where the prime minister shat themself at a mcdonalds

so dance, hamster, dance, he never had a chance

Still trying to come to terms with the fact I’ll never be a librarian who can speak a dead language and be recruited by a ruggish but handsome explorer for a quest to lift the curse and save the world

because of the pandemic travel restrictions?

Because of the pandemic travel restrictions.

who remembers when the fine bros tried to copyright the general concept of reacting to something on youtube

It’s him, Gerry Mandering

A Dark Souls-like game where the lore for a weapon gets less vague the more you upgrade it. Broken Blade: A brittle sword. You can’t seem to let it go. Unpolished Blade: A cherished weapon from ages past. Polished Blade: You remember something. Bride’s Blade: Your wife’s sword.

at first i wanted to make this funny but it just made me sad

the fact that a bot made this makes it at least 8 times funnier

name 2 foods with the same ingredients that otherwise bear no similarities whatsoever?

French Toast & Egg Salad Sandwich

i told myself this post was a great idea & i could live with whatever knowledge was unveiled & it turns out that was unfounded conceit on my part, bury me deep but gently in cold earth

milk and wood

there’s something fundamentally wrong with this website

Everything you need to know about Skyrim is denoted by how Hearthfire fixing the glitch is described as making it “not work”

I hate that you photoshopped out the right arm of the dog to enhance the realism

Remember when someone said this dude makes real twilight zone shit they were not fucking around

You know what? Fuck you *eats a nature valley on your bed*

the only reason L isn't out there killing people too is because he's anemic

if L could stand without blacking out kira would be irrelevant

stop that

makin my way downtown