FREEDOM!

Cannoli is sushi.

burritos are calzone

Nunya you damn fool. Burritos are sushi

They're closed on the ends so they're calzone. I suppose you could make them open on the ends, but it feels wrong to do that to me.

If the burrito is open at one end it's a quiche

The duality of man is thinking “children cannot help themselves and we all need to be patient with them as they explore what it means to be human in public” and also “damn, I wish this crying baby was not on the plane rn :/“

Just as courage is not the absence of fear but doing the brave thing in spite of it, patience is not the absence of irritation but doing the kind thing in spite of it.

Have the Irish manufacturer them, and they'll just take them.

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My old man telling me he turned off the electric fence

selfish bastards

If they did it would block the Gulf Stream and Europe would freeze over.

selfish bastards

They’re really ramping it up now are t they?!!!

wow......not good.

This was inevitable.