I fell in love with the night sky

A baguette is a sword

A pretzel is a talisman

every day. every single day i wish my taxes went to making the train and the hospital free instead of innovating new ways to kill people in other countries

one thing about me is im gonna get a coffee and a pastry

Reblogging to give mutuals a coffee and a pastry of their choice

more people would be for prison abolition if they just tried to send mail to an inmate even once

men were just built different in the 70s & 80s idk if it's the chest hair or actors not being forced into inhumane training regimes for movies but everything was so much more lush like those are free range organic male tits not the factory shit with chemicals in it

let us not understate the importance of an ordinary amount of belly fat

robot girl whose fan-based cooling system gets deafeningly loud every time the ambient temperature goes above 80° F

robot girl whose fan-based cooling system gets deafeningly loud every time her girlfriend holds her hand because she’s blushing too hard

I get my media recommendations the old fashioned way: by watching someone I follow on here go on an unhinged reblog spree of media related content until I eventually decide to go "alright, what's all this then"

no fucking awoo. no awoo right now. its late. its not awoo time. its sleeping time. go the fuck to bed.

every fucking night, without fail, this post i made abt my dog gets mass reblogged by furries (and/or blorbo fans). and thats ok but i need ppl to know this is happening to me