Don't forget the happy thoughts

This is just lovely–the woodwork is beautiful!

What a talented horse! How did he draw this with his hooves?

Years of practice!

obviously it was a draftshorse

Cries

We’re not going to talk about the giant pigeon reflection?

omg i feel seen

Some of you will see the warning on q-tips saying “don’t insert into ear canal” and take it seriously like some kind of chump. They want your ears full up so you can’t hear the world around you. My shits so polished clean I can hear the constant shriek of the earth turning on its axis.

I have tinnitus

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

As a 90′s kid, it blows my mind that origami youtube videos exist. You can look up any model and watch a pair of manicured hands assemble the thing in real time, in full color, in 3D, with cheerful flute music in the background. When I was little, you had a library book with no words and these esoteric little dotted lines and arrows and it was just you, your hands, your paper, and the cruel, uncaring eyes of God.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT I JUST WITNESSED BY MY LIFE IS BETTER BECAUSE OF IT

this is what happens to the employees who die in their warehouses

GAY ICON.

Queen of rejecting American patriarchal pastimes