what you love protects you

just the other day I was like I want some dick from a fat man

and then what happened?

I suffered in silence

previously unseen genders in human history

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

No but actually LMAO

LMAO and Loam have the same letters. coincedence? or is this another shining truth that earth and soil is joyous and plentiful

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

a lot of people were krilled

floating ophelia emoji when

if the emperors of rome can add extra months that actually fuck the calendar up i'm allowed to add a new month that lasts 0.0000 picoseconds

the last holiday that hasn't been commercialized

i made this up when i was a little kid and nothing would make me happier than to see people celebrating it for years to come

zenquish approaches. prepare to rejoice! briefly!

depending where you are in the world, zenquish is either fast approaching or already over! rejoice!

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, show me penis, cock and ball

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

I Did Not Care For nolan’s odyssey but I’d love it if it caused a wave of modern trojan war reimaginings a la the 2000s shakespeare teen movies