what you love protects you

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

They Throw These at me Because I am so Beautiful and a Star.

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

It’s wild how when you’re fat or even just not skinny you don’t get to wear fucking anything

all of the numbers that are divisible by 17 sound so absurd. 51? 68? 85? ridiculous. 102? absolutely not. and don't even get me started on 119

34 and 136 i can believe, but i feel like i shouldn’t. it’s 102 in a trench coat

did we just run out of posts to make

no, i haven't made a post about every number yet

I'm sorry to let you know that 100,000,001 (one hundred million and one) is divisible by 17 and because of that, so is every 16-digit number that is four digits repeated four times e.g. 1234123412341234

Dividing by 17 in-general is insane behavior. This is eldritch math, so of course it’s gunna have wild outcomes. This is truly an info-hazard. I’m gunna see a number in the wild, wonder if 17 is lurking in there, and if I whip out my phone calculator and it’s true I’m going to LOSE IT.

i have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

you cant just give out this kind of personal info to anyone on the internet

Guy who says “I’m contributing to traffic” instead of “I’m stuck in traffic”.

I know we make jokes about the proverbial asexual pervert who has written hundreds of thousands of words of smut on ao3, but also shoutout to the aces who aren’t perverts. to the aces who skip the sex scenes and wince at sex jokes and awkwardly leave the conversation when your friends start talking about sex. your boundaries aren’t childish and fuck anyone who says otherwise.

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

He’s so shy he died