what you love protects you

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

you cant just give out this kind of personal info to anyone on the internet

Guy who says “I’m contributing to traffic” instead of “I’m stuck in traffic”.

I know we make jokes about the proverbial asexual pervert who has written hundreds of thousands of words of smut on ao3, but also shoutout to the aces who aren’t perverts. to the aces who skip the sex scenes and wince at sex jokes and awkwardly leave the conversation when your friends start talking about sex. your boundaries aren’t childish and fuck anyone who says otherwise.

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

He’s so shy he died

Fun how the bystander effect was coined to cover up how cops are bigoted cowards who let a queer person die and stockholm syndrome was coined to cover that the cops handled a hostage situation so badly the hostages trusted their captors more than the cops.

lost media is awesome. the way lost media is found ranges from "it was found while looking at commercials on youtube" to "we found the fucking workprint for hoodwinked featuring the original lost audio in a thrift store for seventy five cents"

I miss her hole (the headphone jack on the cell phone)

there should be an emoji that’s a person with their hands behind their back silently observing a situation