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Rebloging, because, just LOOK AT THIS MAN 😳💓

I will reblog this every time I see it.

FUCK YEA

You’re an ancient Greek man coming home from 4 months of war to find your wife 3 months pregnant. Now you’ve embarked on a solemn quest: to punch Zeus in the face.

Soon after you begin your quest, you encounter another man in a similar situation. You decide to join forces, as two mortal men stand a better chance at punching Zeus than one. Two villages over, you encounter a woman who had relations with Zeus and was left with a highly aggressive half-boar half-man offspring. She too feels your anger and offers to join your quest. By the time you reach Mount Olympus, you’ve amassed a large and formidable army of cuckolded/ravished mortals, demigods with daddy issues, mythical creatures with scores to settle, and a seamstress who you’re pretty sure is Hera in disguise. Zeus never stood a chance.

I wanna read this book.

Hera: sitting on her throne, holding the ancient greek equivalent of popcorn and offering to share with the other gods ‘This is the best day of my entire life.’

early 00s media was the era of the boring girl protagonist and her heavily lesbian-coded bff