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You know damn well he was messing around, Ryan

me when all i’ve done is mess around

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parkerposey

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best

parkerposey

He’s literally just telling it like it is

extratragic

i stole this from twitter

im-somewhere-in-the-stratosphere

To all my mutuals whether we talk much or not I love you all

allthingswhumpyandangsty

kindahoping4forever

5SOS IG Story

#what an amazing concert #kinda sad we didn’t actually get to vote on a secret song #but Cool Dad was fun to hear live

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komaedalovemail

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

butterfirefly

for the uninitiated

penny-anna

like many people have said this better than me but no it IS odd that we've come to think of potatoes as so quintessentially european that their presence in historical fantasy where they're anachronistic doesn't jar. and yes people are trying to have the trappings of post-colonial europe without engaging w the icky colonialism part and yes people are neglecting to imagine what a european cuisine without potatoes would be like.

penny-anna

im fully in favour of 'let people have fun w their fantasy world' but is considering how the potatoes got there in the absence of colonialism not a fun exercise? maybe every year the dragon riders go on a great transatlantic potato pilgrimage

penny-anna

perhaps a good way to sum up the issue here is:

if you put potatoes in your medieval european style fantasy world people will by and large not find it jarring and accept it as a normal fantasy trope

if you put, say, black people in your medieval european style fantasy world a whole demographic of people will get very angry and accuse you of breaking their immersion

this is in spite of the fact that black people were a lot more common in medieval europe than potatoes.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

today I found out my mother doesn't know what dandelions are and now I'm wondering what other strange secrets she's been quietly harboring

krystal-prisms

Where do you live that you don't have dandelions?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

So after extensive interrogation I have an update:

my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.

the truth is actually weirder

she's aware dandelions look like this

she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions

she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?

she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

gosh I enjoy this website

glutton-for-funishment

then wtf is a daffodil......................

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

buddy

It wimdy

The ancient texts were true… They DO have a reaction image for everything…

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is-the-snake-video-cute

Bro why did you censor the snake's cloaca on the snake anatomy post??? It's a snake?

I didn't censor anything, what -

oh. Oh, no. That's meant to be a line to show where the tail begins. Oh no, now I look like some weird prude.

Yeah, that's meant to help people grasp the anatomy and visualize how small the tail is in relation to the torso. Not meant to be some kind of weird snake privacy screen

mastermatoyas

We CANNOT have snudity (snake nudity) on this webbed site

fullyfunctionalminiaturebeehive

Gotta respect their snivacy (snake privacy)

exuberantocean

Tumblr porn ban safe snake post

darkmatters-world

netherworldpost

"does it have to be queer"

yes, next question, unless the next question is "why", in which case I am pulling the lever

sea-salted-wolverine

Could it be more queer?

netherworldpost

(To my personal assistant) Increase the sea salted wolverine’s budget

darkandstormydolls

I was talking to my mom about John Green today and I mentioned that “he’s still on tumblr” and she asked why that would be weird and I said that no one is on tumblr these days, “except him and I guess me”

So

I don’t know what all of you guys are doing here, because clearly this website is occupied only by me and John Green

sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog

just the two of us / we can make it if we try.

silvermoon424

UNFATHOMABLY based hive mother. Let's pour one out for our fallen bee comrades.

massachusetts-official

A modern Massachusetts classic

Official Post of Massachusetts

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

<3 NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES <3

bartfargo

Look at that face

She'll do it again if they try it again

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

AS SHE SHOULD :D

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chronocrump

introspectivememories

jaskier and warlord of the north!geralt being forced into a arranged marriage or warlord!geralt falling for a simple bard or jaskier fleeing for safety and charming the keep full of witchers especially their leader or jaskier saving a little girl and meeting her father who just so happens to be the warlord of the north..... you guys are recreating slop manhwa from its first principles

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