An Unsupervised Goose Is On The Loose

I’m starting to get a hang of this stupid vector program

Me: they’re not withstanding a goddamn thing. The pressure is a part of them. Their interiors and exteriors are equalized. Just because your respiratory system is built around a pair of fragile poppable bubbles-

You don’t know me

happy pride month

When he finally says something to Rocky in his normal voice, all Rocky can say is, "What the fuck was that, question??"

Ah fuck they got them

I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,

My poor coworker got a fucking earful today

Except instead of conning a handful of nerds and instagram influencers, they're doing it to the most powerful country in the world.

#if theyre doing it it must be necessary#hashtag trust hashtag faith#i still wince whenever grace pulls the lights out and makes it spark tho

Impressive to me that no one said the same thing twice

I want the record to state I have never been this hard in my entire life