Writing Fanfiction In The Club

sorry if i come off as rude my mother didn't like me for several years

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

i think there is something fundamentally wrong with me but that's okay

75% of writing is convincing yourself that your story is worth it

It is. In case you were wondering. Your story is worth the effort you are putting into it. It’s an amazing thing because you are writing it.

what doesn’t kill you makes you cry on a bright sunny day

Anonymously tell me why you follow me

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

it's thousand yard stare summer

I’m kind of a pointless person with no reason to be

destroying and betraying yourself for nothing all by yourself, handsome?

i havent done anything or been anyone ever