Writing Fanfiction In The Club

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

"Don't speak ill of the dead" my ass. If you didn't want people talking shit about you when you're no longer there to defend yourself, you should've been a better person.

I always took it to mean, like, don't bitch about Mrs. Obnoxious in front of her grieving children, not 'you can't say anything bad about a dead person ever' but let me tell you some people really do seem to take the latter approach and it's EXHAUSTING. "don't speak ill of the dead" are Ronald Reagan's descendants in this room right now?

"Shop on whatnot!" The... the wh-whatnot.... do the whatnot....

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

Digital circus' biggest problem is that it was written to be a niche show aimed at weird analytical queers with actual media literacy and it accidentally blew tf up and hit the mainstream and a bunch of people who have never had a second thought about anything got into it

I picture a teen, demon puberty Nicky accidentally setting something on fire, getting scared and running while Lark and Sparrow stay behind to take the fall because they have the history of arson and both blame themselves for dooming the world, so taking the literal and metaphorical heat off Nicky feels like the least they can do.

I think we need to let villains be camp again. “Ohhhhh it’s homophobic to always have the villain be camp!” Okay but it’s been like. So boring without them.

Simple answer to stop the homophobia make the hero camp as well

And then they kiss

And then they kiss.