A mess with a name & a price

Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so

Just carry a purse…

But I told him I was masc :(

:(

It sucks that there's only 20 minutes in each day. If there was more than that I would get more stuff done I'm sure

something genuinely insane about going somewhere and getting to feel “i had some of the worst years of my life here” and “i was loved here, once” simultaneously.

the structure rots and the plants reclaim. But i remember

Just slipped on a banana peel, this day couldn't get any fucking worse

Anyone wanna spread animal ears like a fungus together

Pls

I wanna say that was Tenet?

holy fuck

Wait until you nerds discover the emergency siren fan community

Hi

This is kinda what it feels like to be an archaeologist trying to identify an artifact. And you bet your ass we’re incredibly grateful for each and every person who makes ridiculously specific websites like this.

Hey I think this is really beautiful because everything you see around you, there is someone fucking delighted and fascinated about it and the world is so loved and full of love and that’s really amazing if you ask me

Six year olds at a birthday party

Men don’t go heyyyybatterbatterswingbatterbatterswing like they used to anymore

love this person knowing enough about baseball to know about the pitch clock and not enough to even approximate the league’s acronym

resteraunts will call themselves gastropubs and eateries so they don’t have to spell restarunt

re: google AI. seriously. do you want machine generated misinformation or do you want to come here, to our beloved tumblr, and receive specially hand crafted misinformation. support real artists, guys. come to tumblr for your misinformation

Our blessed handcrafted misinformation vs their barbarous machine-generated lies