death by April

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

Trying to escape military service like: "Poison Seller, I require your weakest poisons."

it's actually so amazing she helped save the lives of the honorable men who did not wish to fight, while killing the most vile men, that is so fucking based

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

dogs are right about doorbells. a doorbell ringing is a THREAT and should be met with an appropriate aggression display

#This is the representation I’ve been looking for

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

World Heritage Post

i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire

are you a .. .horse

tarot reader: draws the tower me: thats bad isnt it tarot reader: draws the tower again me: uh oh tarot reader: draws boeing 767