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So it turns out the windows 11 'shut down' button no longer shuts down the computer entirely. I know this because task manager snitched on the runtime. So I shut it down and turn the main switch off and guess what happened on the next boot. American Megatrends. How the hell does windows 11 even manage to fuck up shutting down

Apparently it fucked with my bios settings? Now I can't even run my emulator.

I have a suggestion

less coffee shop and university AUs, let’s put more characters in surviving the Black Death AUs. “modern AU” no, how about a Tudor AU? Aztec Empire AU? Roman AU? Stone Age AU?

But for real, I feel like so many good fanfiction tropes would be even juicier in historical AUs. For example, there was only one bed. Typical medieval bed sharing for warmth and other practical reasons but you come to relish the feeling of your bedmate’s body pressed up against your own. OR the innkeeper informs you there is only one bed left and you have to share it, you wake up in the arms of a beautiful stranger and you are now spiritually his wife. Happened in Moby Dick. Could happen to your blorbo.

this is also, like, page fucking 4

Thinking about. A princess abusing her political authority to put all her staff into maid outfits. Yes, even the men. And she's giggling and running around the palace, ripping people's clothes off and such. And then she pulls open the shirt of this one guy who's like her favorite butler who immediately starts blushing and covering her chest because she's got like six month HRTitties and the princess is just like. " : ) I'm gonna be. So Normal and Not Horny About This <- lying" and the butler (maid now) is like "ma'aaaam they're gonna be mean to me I can't go back to the butler dorm" and she's like "that's okay you're sleeping with me now! i promise no groping or inappropriate touching. but you have to wear my underwear." And so on.

The astute reader may notice how this fantasy touches on elements of transmisogynistic harassment and abuse! The closeted trans girl is unmasked by someone in a position of power! She is afraid of the space she has been living in now that her secret is revealed, and has, in fact, been living in fear of being discovered for months! Her shelter and safety is now dependent on someone who coerces her for sexual favors!

To which I say, "Yes, that's why it's hot."

what a wonderful day to block people who think you shouldn't be happy the worst and most dangerous child sex offender we've seen for decades is no longer breathing

Okay, but a lot of books would be that long if you laid the pages out

the average printed page is 6 inches wide. so if a book is 128 pages, its 64 ft long. I dont think I own a book with fewer than 128 pages.

It's honestly not that impressive at all. Fuck Imhotep and his pathetic short book.

like to charge reblog to cast financial ruin of the AI industry 🔮

The best part is OP got fired because their boss asked why they weren’t “incorporating blockchain technology” into the video switcher they were building and OP straight up said “you have no idea what you’re talking about” and went to lunch

onto better things thursday

Like to charge and reblog to cast Chinese scientists destroying the Insulin industry

This was so peak in 1999

I regret to inform you that it’s absolutely still peak in 2024

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

🗣️📢 PUT THAT MAN IN LACE UNDERWEAR.

I could never own a parrot. They are splendid and delightful joyful creatures but I could not match their fucking whimsy. If I woke up at 4:45 am on a tuesday to the sound of some gleeful feather-cloaked varmint doing aerial somersaults all over the house while singing the world's most high-pitched whistle nightcore one-man a capella cover of Funkytown, I'd eat it.