WEE WOO WEE WOO

So I'm halfway through Gideon the Ninth and how come nobody has told me about Dulcinea?? She's so good, you'd think people would go bonkers over her

Ah.

Ngl ive had Gideon the ninth in my to read pile on my kindle app for months and this post is what inspired me to finally open it now

Ah, I see.

......well now I'm curious.

I really love those headcanons of "Elden Ring and Soulsborne characters react to you coming out" babe they wouldn't give a fuck they give a lil monologue or grunt before rocking your shit until you dissolve into the air

*bolts upright suddenly* Oh, Toph didn’t need to have a life-changing field trip with Zuko because she didn’t have a preexisting strong negative relationship with him. I get it.

I love Dragon Age 2 because you get to lead a pack of raging bisexuals around a dumpster fire of a city while being a TOTAL sarcastic bitch if you choose to be with the option to have hate sex at any opportunity but also if you sit and think about it all for too long you will realize this is actually the saddest game you’ve ever played