THE LESBIAN JEDI

get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"

NEVER let men be masculine. hold the line soldiers

You guys are actually part of the reason why men think being feminine is terrible, weak, and bad. You guys just want men to act like 50s housewives with a woke leftist touch.

thinks about making men into 50s housewives and gets so horny i fall over and hit my head and bleed out on the pavement

Safia using a torpored Phyre as a fucked up bodypillow send tweet

I don’t think there’s anything inherently wrong with relating to characters, “they’re literally me” etc but if that’s the only way you engage with stories you’re kinda missing the whole point of Characters being vehicles through which we can see perspectives outside of our own. and also you’re going to get upset when the Character acts in a way that is not Personally Relatable to You

doubly for shipping. at risk if biting the hand that feeds me, a well written fictional relationship should ideally be more than a didactic template for how to have a nice relationship

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

it magically turns songs you don’t like into songs you like!!!

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn