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all i ever think about is how birds are dinosaurs 

is this bird dubstep

A reminder that Kookaburras are a thing that exists.

this bird has a great exhaust note

These fuckers CAN and WILL yell right outside your window first thing in the morning

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

it also implies that op developed immunity to windex

i’m gonna start screaming if/when they do that scene. gonna go so so feral. screams heard across australia and it’s just me watching this scene with bella and pedro.

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

what does this say in english

“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.

ok so what does it say in american

“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.

thank you

Well rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?

“If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get to some fisticuffs more'n checkin fer spiders.”

This is a Rosetta Stone for a single language

world heritage post

your tumblr avatar is who you are on the outside, and your discord avatar is your true self

I’m sorry, but nothing beats this scene. Not even 15x19.

#i don’t think the finale could be worse than this actually#it genuinely makes me feel better

i have no recollection of this episode whatsoever and i cannot tell if that’s a good thing or not

He left a Mark on him 😭💔

watch dean not wash that shirt ever because it’s the last thing cas gave him

Every time someone tries to explain the metaplot of Supernatural to me, it basically ends up sounding like redneck Dragon Ball Z. I’m sure there’s some nuance I’m failing to grasp here.

That last paragraph was literally supposed to be the most ridiculous hypothetical example I could think of, and people are messaging me to say “his name was Metatron, not Phil”. I can’t even make fun of this show.