stay alive

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

mymusician... oughh my little bug [remembers parasocial relationships are bad] [remembers infantilization is bad] this complete stranger is their own huge bug

my human vaporizing machine continues to mistify people

ah... your secret technique... in normal circumstances, such a bullet would have no effect on me, but you certainly knew that, my rival... and so, cleverly, you accelerated it with a gun

Call me Tumblr the way everybody's confused about my back end

weve decided not to move forward with you at this position because a meteor has hit our office and destroyed the whole shit big mode. we hope your job search goes well

its never fuck my stupid phannie life ever again. my beautiful amazing wonderful phannie life now and forever

come play toyssss. come on!!!!!! come play please 🥺 play toys :[[[[ why won't you play w us..... play toys?? pretty please??? Your God Commands You