the next child safety act will be locking every child in a plain white room with absolutely zero stimulation inside to prevent any bad ideas being picked up by exposure to anything at all

This happened in Phineas and Ferb

if you're not 26 years old right now you will be soon

But I just turned 30.....please......dont make me go back there......

i'm sorry there's nothing we can do about it

Passed my autopsy with flying colours. There was so much inside me

875 days left

no amount of butter or salt removes the nutrients from vegetables

well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object

maybe the reason one refuses to stop and the other refuses to move is because they both long for the collision

wanted to make a tequila sunrise but i dont have any tequila and i dont have any orange juice and i dont have any grenadine so i improvised by letting go of all desires

gritting my teeth and saying "i dont know of thats true" "i don't think that's an entirely fair assessment of the situation" "i think youre being slightly disingenuous here" out loud at every post i scroll past