Hi There!

@johnnyjoestarsbugbitingfetish

Forbidden lovers will be like “I know a spot” and meet in their secret tunnel that they created inside a mountain

someone’s not having a good Kia Summer Sales Event

Anyone else constantly on edge because we are in the final stages of late capitalism and these next couple of decades are gonna be make or break for the western world, and this just happens to coincide with the part of my life where I’m supposed to make something of myself :/

You didn’t have to say it with words

jonas brothers on the radio… people watching fruits basket… it’s really 2009 again huh 

hey guys i’m so sorry

Does anyone else remember the story about that poor lesbian who came out to her mother and her mother cried and said “it’s all that damn Keira Knightley’s fault, I knew I shouldn’t have let you watch pride and prejudice as a child” because I’m really feeling that now

This post gets better every time I see it 

STOP, IM ALREADY GAY!

I was obsessed with her and watched all of these. She’s amazing.

SCIENTISTS SAY THEY ARE NEARLY FINISHED DEVELOPING THE WORLD'S FIRST "UNSUCKABLE COCK"