His strength is that he is biscuits

bitches be sucking farts there

something tells me Skunks Georg

happy july 4th it is peaches day

Photographing him like it’s found footage

RUN! RUN!!

Harold M Lambert.Three deer lying down in snowy forest in Winter, 1940.

Not like in a prude way I just can't conceive of Mario experiencing... urges. He's a character outside the scope of that. I'm not saying he's asexual either cause positioning him on the allo/ace spectrum implies that it's a dimension of his character that at least exists, that he has at some point noticed it. I think he just jumps.

Mario is a mascot of one of the most sanitized corporate brands in existence. He differs from real, full-fledged ace people in that his sexlessness is not queer, not transgressive in any sense of the word, just a void left by his position as a player character. He has no queer identity because he has no identity beyond the fact that it's-a-him, Mario.