Things that turn Ilya Rozanov on
- being cared for in a classic way. It’s something he thought he wouldn’t ever have and now he does and he’s horny for it.
- Shane standing up for himself…
- Shane taking really good care of Anya. Ilya wants to get him pregnant so bad HE starts ovulating
- Shane wearing an old man outfit. Button up pajamas, reading glasses, slippers, etc. if Shane came downstairs with a night cap and a candle Ilya would pass out. Mr. Scrooge style.
- the playoffs (he is just like his husband)
- their wedding rings. He starts jerking off with his non-dominant hand so he can feel it (left handed Ilya Rozanov truthers please rise)
- Shane being His Boyfriend ™️
- one time Shane ordered for him at a restaurant and Ilya got so hard they had to leave.
- weed. He can’t smoke weed in public anymore because he gets too horny.
- Shane in a priest outfit. It’s his Halloween costume one year at a tram party because he lost a bet with Wyatt. Ilya almost blacks out when he sees it and spends the entire night proposing different role play scenarios. Ok what if I’m a dirty sinner and you are a stuck up virgin? What if I call you Father Hollander? What if I sin and you make me pay for it? What if you’re a high ranking priest and I’m trying to show you how fun worldly things are by bending you ov —














