hoes cant keep off this dick

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

World Heritage Post

shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN

are you looking to make a post? or perhaps... more?

two posts?!

Um, waiter? I’m bisexual today. Get me something bisexuals would eat.

oh fuck yum the FN P90

Cracks open this bad boy and sucks out the meat like a snow crab

Hold on, I gotta look something up.

Yeah, this is funny.

sorry did you have to google crabs

there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

the post that started it all

oh god

Never not reblogging.

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

I’m very surprised this post hasn’t broken a million.

Happy Pride

fingers in his ass sunday

you know what day it is