i know in my heart that Dan thinks he’s in an age gap yaoi I don’t have Proof but I Know and someone needs to tell him he’s wrong and that he’s appropriating real age gap yaoi culture (I have no stakes in the age gap yaoi scene but I refuse to let him live in that fantasy when Phil isn’t even 5 years older than him)
oh you know come january 30th 2027 he's gonna be insufferable.

















