Shin Malphur sucks

i don’t get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot pennies

at least microchip that golden retriever boyfriend

I want someone to make one of these new sterile teen gay romance shows on Netflix but halfway through they pull a Doki Doki Literature Club and it turns into a fucked up fourth wall breaking psychological thriller that deconstructs the heteronormative and middle class ideals of the genre

My main problem as a person is that while I have no problem following orders when someone else knows what to do, and I have no problem taking charge when I'm the one to know what to do, if I'm put into a position where someone who should know what to do doesn't have a clear plan and isn't giving orders, and I feel like I'm supposed to take command in a situation where I have no idea what we should be doing next, I'm going to start throwing wrenches at people.

Wait fuck am I a horse??

Chronic illness sucks because you’ll catch yourself thinking shit like ‘I wish it was possible to bathe regularly’ or ‘they should invent a digestive system that doesn’t hurt’ and then realise… that’s actually the case for most people. That’s the norm. Not only do most people have that, they don’t even think about it

got an ad on instagram for a group of beatles impersonators that hire out for events and all the comments were asking if they hired them would the paul and john kiss

To disregard canon you must first interact with canon

one of my favourite genres of character is , specifically a doctor or scientist who is So deeply evil coded but they're a member of the good guy team & actively helping. & theyre not even a reformed villain theyre just like that. going hehehehehee in their dark scary lab while developing an device that will actually help a lot of people