Howdy Pardner

Yer my favorite deputy.

Yer my favorite deputy.

Yer my favorite deputy.

I hope all those cowboys in the woody collective are having a good day.

Thank you, pardner.

Thank you, pardner.

We’re everywhere, pardner

We’re everywhere, pardner

We’re everywhere, pardner

the new “bigot fool who couldn’t keep their mouth shut got dragged by someone then deactivated” post has now become the “bigot fool who couldn’t keep their mouth shut got dragged by someone then was taken over by the woody roundup” post

Missed one, Pardner

Missed one, Pardner

Missed one, Pardner

Missed one, Pardner

Missed one, Pardner

Missed one, Pardner

Missed one, Pardner

Missed one, Pardner

Missed one, Pardner

Missed one, Pardner

Missed one, Pardner

Missed one, Pardner

i know one of the sheriffs that protect this town would never do this, theyre loyal crime fighting pardners, but.  what if a woody blog became a nazi/pedo/etc blog. would the woodys turn on him. could a woody get woody’d

We’d have to turn them in to Sheriff Woodysroundup I Reckon!

We’d have to turn them in to Sheriff Woodysroundup I Reckon!

We’d have to turn them in to Sheriff Woodysroundup I Reckon!

Woodies are ace discourse proof. Do not take any urls for being an ace inclusionist or exclusionist unless if they put someone into harm’s way. Thank you.

i dont know what any of this is about but why did you feel the need to call me not funny too out of the blue

Its cause i heard from someone that u were running the woody collective, and i personally find that whole thing not funny tbh

the person who told you was a liar

We are a mind of our own, pardner.

We are a mind of our own, pardner.

We are a mind of our own, pardner.

We are a mind of our own, pardner.

We are a mind of our own, pardner.

We are a mind of our own, pardner.

We are a mind of our own, pardner.

We are a mind of our own, pardner.

We are a mind of our own, pardner.

Howdy !

Howdy !

Howdy !

Howdy !

Howdy !

Howdy !

Howdy !

You would not believe your eyes

If ten million fireflies

Lit up the world as I fell asleep

‘Cause they fill the open air

And leave teardrops everywhere

You’d think me rude but I would just stand and stare

I’d like to make myself believe

that planet earth turns

Slowly

It’s hard to say that I’d rather stay awake when I’m asleep

‘Cause everything is never as it seems

‘Cause I’d get a thousand hugs

From ten thousand lightning bugs

As they tried to teach me how to dance

A foxtrot above my head

A sock hop beneath my bed

I’m left speechless

Why’d you interrupt us pardner

What is wrong with you pardner

Are you proud of what you’ve done pardner

Pardner

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when will the woody collective give me a blessing

Hey howdy hey!

Hey howdy hey!

i trust woody more than i will ever trust staff

Thanks Pardner!

Thanks Pardner!

the woody collective has been going on for at least 2 years now but it’s just now spiking and people are noticing it now

the real woody collective is the friends we made along the way

You’ve got a friend in me, pal!

Sheriff

Boy howdy!

Boy howdy!

Boy howdy!

Boy howdy!

sheriff woody is a furry

Excuse me, Pardner?

piss kink lovin motherfucker

A snake in your boot soon, Pardner.

A snake in your boot soon, Pardner.

A snake in your boot soon, Pardner.

A snake in your boot soon, Pardner.

A snake in your boot soon, Pardner.

A snake in your boot soon, Pardner.