let’s get motherfuckin’ silly!

chefs kiss...? 😳 no way.... do they? seriously....? 😳

Imagine if you were a rich housewife suspicious that your husband was cheating on you and you hired a private investigator to follow him and the PI came back with a ream of polaroids of himself railing your husband. Wouldn't that be fucked up

if the most annoying people on this site paywall their blogs does that mean i never get to see their posts again 🤩

me giving yousa the absolute best ass i can

i keep forgetting that your oc is yousa and definitely read this as jar jar trying his best to fuck

I feel like starting an INSUFFERABLE conversation

mr clean off the shits

when I saw the original I didn’t laugh but this sent me

We bought Mountain Dew flavored lip balm and now we just keep saying, "Bro, I need some gamer fuel," and kissing each other.

This isn't a cute relationship post. "We" are four grown men who are supposed to be working right now.

hiiiii new uquiz dropped. choose people i think are hot and ill tell you your type

The hottest person in every room…I wish

They gave me a guiness world record for the weirdest and crazy man in the world

why is it that someone gently saying "hey hey whoa" while another person is crying like the most intimate and comforting thing