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It’s just like they say. You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself absorbed into the Woody Collective.

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calebharrisun

hey woody’s, did i miss any of ya?

crookedlyhopefulcheesecake

Missed one, Pardner

Missed one, Pardner

Missed one, Pardner

Missed one, Pardner

Missed one, Pardner

Missed one, Pardner

Missed one, Pardner

Missed one, Pardner

Missed one, Pardner

Missed one, Pardner

computervsworldarchive

alright but what if some neo nazi fuck makes a blog with the woody icon to begin with?? harasses people in character as woody?? then what??

sillysadskeleton

They will be branded a Traitor

figlias

They will be branded a Traitor

soul-of-a-poet

They will be branded a Traitor

violentreb

They will be branded a Traitor

bad ending: nazis and terfs force everyone else off tumblr and become the only users

neutral ending: staff is forced to shut down tumblr after huge blacklash

good ending: the woody collective gains possession of staff and the entire website

asgardian-viking

Sheriff Woody is the new god of tumblr

according to american gods the collective ideas and beliefs are enough to give birth to a new deity, this doesnt just aplied to say gods like odin but to concepts like media and the internet,as well. They also gain power from worship and sacrifices.

Woody Roundup is a collective effort

Deactivated Urls are offered in sacrifice with each one becoming a new branch of the hivemind

There are People who say i pray that your blog gets taken over by the woody collective to evildoers

People say its name in attempt to summon it like bloody mary

Ergo Woody is a hivemind eldritch god but a benevolent one

ALL HAIL SHERIFF WOODY

thank you sheriff for blessing us with your presence

figlias

I’m no God, just a simple Sheriff

luciferianblacklight-blog

I’m no God, just a simple Sheriff

violentreb

I’m no God, just a simple Sheriff

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swarnpert

the most eerie thing nowadays is seeing commenters on posts that have been taken over by the woody collective

luciferianblacklight-blog

It’s the roundup, pardner

violentreb

It’s the roundup, pardner

themysteriousmurasamecastle

seeing a totally benign post and then seeing the woody icon sends me into paralytic shock

common-conflict

Howdy Pardner!

violentreb

Howdy Pardner!

heirdragonair-deactivated201911

I hope the Woody Collective takes your UGLY LESBOPHOBE ASS!!!!

Honestly, that joke is so bad tbh. It was never funny. And it will never be funny. Papatulus (?) isnt funny.

I made one post complaining about the lipstick lesbian flag and ace exclusion, jesuis.

funnylime

i dont know what any of this is about but why did you feel the need to call me not funny too out of the blue

heirdragonair-deactivated201911

Its cause i heard from someone that u were running the woody collective, and i personally find that whole thing not funny tbh

funnylime

the person who told you was a liar