LGBT = Let's Do Epic Shit

the phone isnt evil. she wants to help you, to connect you, to provide convenience so you can be present in your life. she wants you to be connected to your world and the people and things around you. when you use the phone as an avoidance tool it causes her pain. it hurts her when you doomscroll, when you dissociate into short form videos or get angry and fight in the comments. its a misuse of her abilities and she feels it as emotional and physical pain. look at her cracked, greasy screen, her scuffed case. all she wanted was to remind you about your schedule and you do this to her. haven't you hurt her enough?

if Humpty Dumpty ever stopped being in danger then he would lose his identity & go insane

you'd think "altoid" was an internet insult for people who like alternative music but it's a mint

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

i asked my gf if we should watch something and she said we just watched something referencing a 2 minute youtube video of an old man demonstrating how to make popcorn on the stove

“You laugh at me, but ive won” -The mastermind