Imagine how much more beautiful the world would be if we all took up hammers and screw drivers and took pjackk completely apart and flattened him back into the 3 or 4 sheets of scrap metal he was folded out of. We could save reality

How do u know which way the turn the screws serious quedtion ive been trying to put the batterys in my goon rig but i dont know wich way to use my drill hand for opening the cover off

what the hell is your goon rig

these three dozen extraneous words will be the ones that perfectly communicate my intentions without possibility of failure or misinterpretation and i will win talking with my friends forever

one time i was looking at the irate gamer's etsy page because i wanted to know what kind of person would buy irate gamer merch and i found some guy whose favorite items list was full of hundreds of novelty knick knacks from the 80s and like libertarian and prepper stuff and then i kept laughing imagining the guy in a bunker with all these stupid little trinkets everywhere and a stack of 800 cans of green beans and then some irate gamer DVDs and him being like “okay... now i’m ready for the end of the world”