Sardonically Yours

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

#that is when you start shoving breadsticks in your purse

I want a barbie that craves vengeance.

Reblog if your Barbie craves vengeance

#you break into my house only to activate Noodle Thrower 4000. you fool. you are instantly drowned in noodles

when are we gonna get a superhero movie where the main characters just ugly as shit, just a fucking neanderthal looking guy

doctor strange

That mouse necklace! 

That is a cat with a LOT of affection for the person holding the camera

oh to be a chunky orange farm cat 

oh i love bathtub

fae court

The council to decide your fate

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

Ohhh, hog

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