Don't Bully Me, It's Way Too Funny.

got told i had 'sith apprentice energies' today so yknow thats yet another grievance i shall have to seek redress for at some later date

robotgirl who has the purple translucent plastic where her underwear and bra would be

can you lez the fuck in

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

they gotta invent shoplifting for online shopping

Credit card fraud , gift card hacking, piracy of you believe big companies

i want a button on the checkout page that says "ship without payment" that they make you promise not to click

the emotionally drained girl would like to go "awawa" with you

another heavy handed symbolism moment: my mom has a potted sunflower in the kitchen. because it is a sunflower, it keeps turning towards the light from the window. my mother keeps rotating it so it faces inward because she wants "to see its beautiful petals and have it really brighten up the space!" . the sunflower is visibly wilting .

are you going to tell her or

her masters degree is in biology