You're under arrest

I have a greater claim to erudition than you. This fact would be obvious- (pause to smirk) were you as erudite as I.

They missed. 😔

no time for mansplaining, this place is gonna blow

actually, it’s going to collapse. the bombs are only there to break the supports and compromise the structural integrity of the building so much that it collapses on itself. you would need a much more powerful bomb to literally blow up the building from the inside out since most of the energy would just be absorbed by th

LGBT = Let's Do Epic Shit

babe are you okay you reblogged Fluffy bunny tummy by Sparrowl on Twitter again

Don't do this; it makes mustard gas!

this is actually a symptom of being punk

when a girl calls you pathetic its only polite to thank her