You're under arrest

girlfriend is a kind of plushie

someone made a website where you can declare your favorite pokemon & why. let's all see if every pokemon is someone's favorite... Together

God I fucking love being a monk at the Monastery of Lindisfarne on this fine morning of June 8th, 793. I love looking at all the gold and silver objects and alive monks that live here.

anyone else remember the tadc cast saying racial slurs or like is that just me

B-b-b-b-but it was so long ago!!! They were literally 23!!!! 23 year old minors!!!! You are picking on 23 year old minors!!!! They're just silly guys how could they know the n-word was bad?!

they only joke about how much trouble they're going to get in for saying the n word multiple times in the clips. they only did it multiple times and later referenced back to it while laughing hysterically. they only did it so so many times while aware of the consequences and harm they were imposing. they literally. they're litterallyyy just babies. couldn't have known better.

Your therapist asks you "Who in this image do you see yourself as?" and then shows you a drawing of two shirtless skinny anime catboys with a thread of saliva going between their lips

It was actually just an ink blot but thank you, this gives me a lot to work with

if i had a holodeck i would also become addicted to it

computer. infinite big bed realm. fitted sheets.

how are you this hot holy FUCK

you actually feel gaslit when you try to tell white people of a certain age that pewdiepie, with a platform so vast and catering to youth, helped reinvigorate racism and casual dehumanization towards indians because they get all “omg you can’t blame One man for that” like yes i can actually :) we were very incrementally making our way past the gas station indian popularized by apu and indian creatives were finally being given legitimate and serious opportunities (like say what you will about aziz and mindy in hindsight but at the time that was a shift culturally) only for this dumb swedish pig to get online and spark that vile shit right back up. ask any indian with a modicum of pride in their heritage and they can tell you how uncomfortable pewdiepie made us with ourselves

The pervert lesbian is wearing a floral print bikini and has managed to awkwardly insert the saying "stop and smell the flowers" into your conversation 6 times in an hour

If you own a floral swimsuit you can re-enact this post and enter the pervert lesbian hall of fame

I know what I must do >w<

three weed smoking gfs used to be the realm of fantasy. but now thanks to the power of transexualism this dream has been achieved by some

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.