i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

i was born in the downloads folder all alone with only a readme file to my name

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

never kill yourself. discovering music is literally endless. you know songs? they're always making new ones

I heart prey animal rage I love when characters are fucking insane with terror

When they're not dangerous like a hunter but dangerous like a spooked horse kicking your skull in

Let's hear it for prey animal rage let's hear it for killing everyone else in the world before you'll let them catch you

Instead of doomscrolling lately I have been reading my PDFs and it turns out if you do this you learn a whole bunch of stuff. I’m afraid I must recommend it

Picking you up with forceps and putting you in my contraption.

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

Bro I implore you?!? I fucking beseech thee?!?!!?

soak girls in water and theyll turn into dinosaurs like those things at the supermarket

there is nothing lemon squeezy about any of this

they need to start making epileptic-safe versions of movies and music videos and video games and I'm dead fucking serious

there is actually literally 0 reason you can justify for not having an epileptic safe version unless you are making a very specific kind of thing. epileptics deserve to enjoy the art you make