and i feel xie lian in this chilis tonight

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greatest dynamic in the world IS strange, eccentric asshole and their normal and polite friend who on closer inspection is actually worse in deeply weird and unexpected ways

does anyone know that jin guangyao is literally cute. can we get some scientists on this or something?

bunnies told me you should drink some water. bunnies told me this.

Brought a big box of donuts for my coworkers but when my coworker asked what's in the box while I was carrying it in instead of saying something normal I said "my pet severed head :) he was getting lonely so I decided to declare it bring your severed head to work day so he gets some enrichment". It was 13 donuts the entire time. Scientists are still trying to figure out why she said that.