growth comes in time.

if i knew i would live through it i would welcome the experience of being struck by lightning. it would be fun and i think i would touch god a little bit

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

Vinyl records are circular because it's an efficient use of space: the grooves that encode the music are laid out in a spiral on the disc, so that the needle only has to move as far as the disc's radius to read the entire thing. Before this clever idea was thought of, the grooves were instead laid out in a straight line, and every LP was a narrow rectangle more than a thousand feet long. To flip an album to side b at least two people were needed, one at each end, coordinating via shouted instructions.

fuck, man, the fog's been trying to contact me all day. I just turned my phone on and it says I've had a bunch of mist calls

i used to publish papers with her but then she took et al in the divorce

actually creators can be wrong about their characters sometimes. for example sometimes a creator thinks their character has blue eyes

"masculine role models" lol