your dearest cutual

they have to release me back into the wild but they can't because I imprinted on a mop

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

from now on every Teto is black until Teto fans learn to behave

anomalocaris is a maid

statements that would make absolutely no sense on any other website

she has frills and stuff

thatsright !!

[Image ID: A flexible doll made to look like a birch tree, shown in various different poses. It has many dark eyes splitting the white bark, including six on its otherwise featureless face. Its body shape is thin with some curves. Its hands and feet split into roots and it has tangled branches instead of hair, some of which carry lantern like beads. Lichen and fungi further decorate its body. /.End ID]

Touches you with my posting tendril

prisiliečia prie tavęs su mano įrašų skelbimo ūseliu

Touches you with my lithuanian tendril

[Post reply by @LRSterling or Lesbian Ron Sterling reading: It really feels like the entire world has turned into an inescapable panopticon. I look back on the pre-computer days and they almost seem like a time of freedom, where you could just skip town and start a new life whenever you wanted. Below is a post by @arne__ness reading: you used to be able to rent a hotel room under a fake name now I need an app to do my damn laundry]

You actually cannot skip to being good at a creative endeavour that you haven't put much practice into. You cannot trick your way out of the 'knows that your work is not what you want it to be but don't know how to improve it' stage by planning or reading or talking about it really really hard. At some point you just have to craft through it until your brain finds it's own unique way back to the 'everything I make slaps' stage and be prepared to start the cycle all over again. You just have to make that project you're excited about slightly less good than you want it to be. (Says this standing in a pool of blood and covered in blood and also coughing up a little blood)

everyone stop reblogging this I hate to be reminded of my own good advice