your dearest cutual

im going to touch birdgirl wings in plausibly deniable ways

i know i'm just rehashing something that people have been saying about movies and video games for decades but it's crazy how a ttrpg having sex moves is widely seen as bizarre and automatically gets it described as "niche" while a ttrpg having rules for how to kill other people is so normal that players and pundits will treat their absence as notable in and of itself

keep in mind a hot woman is posting all of this nonsense

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

did you hear they started drawing anthropomorphic animal people with human-like qualities, such as bipedalism, the capacity for speech, and even human breasts?

americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old

making this post ruined my life

“is it a good outfit or are they just skinny” is a mantra that will change the way you view social media posts like no other

Look I simply don't think sending thousands upon thousands of unarmed soldiers accompanied by the occasional armored behemoth down a narrow passage directly towards the enemy, who are not only armed with heavy machine guns with unlimited ammunition but can also seemingly instantly replenish their numbers by walking into translucent gates of light, is a sensible way to prosecute a war.

Actually nevermind, news from the front indicates that the enemy has been wiped out completely due to being, according to our generals' reports, "dogshit at math."

idk man not to sound like a cartoon hippie but if your entirrrrre blog and dash is about how the world sucks and everyones bigoted i think you are going to give yorself brain worms

"ah but all of this is important and true and if i dont reblog all of this important stuff waga baga THE WORMS! THATS WORMS! THE BRAIN WORMS!

i do not think you are doing activism chief i think what you are doing is sitting in your room flagellating yourself expecting something to happen

The way some people react to the Monty Hall problem is a good illustration that correctly identifying that you're being tricked and correctly identifying how you're being tricked are two separate skills. Some folks immediately intuit that there's a statistical sleight of hand in play, but because they have no insight into how it works, they interpret any attempt to explain what's really going on as further trickery. It's like showing someone that the rabbit was inside a secret compartment in the hat the entire time and having them respond "haha, you won't fool me that easily!"

(And, of course, while hypotheticals like the Monty Hall problem are a relatively harmless way for this to happen, they underline a very important fact: going in against a scammer without fully understanding how the scam works can easily have you doing exactly what they want you to do while totally convinced that you're beating them at their own game.)