um. meow?

also there's no one stopping you from loving a badly written woman. in fact sometimes a badly written woman will crawl inside your brain and live there forever.

Fallout New Vegas mod where you discover the catacombs of the t-mobile arena and fight cryogenically preserved Mitch Marner

if you remove the glorious armor from patroclus’ corpse youre a nasty son of a bitch & youre basically asking me to drive the bronze blade of my spear through your neck

I trolled a noob in reno just to watch him fail

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

before you threaten to "Kill” me and strip my corpse, please remember that there is no escape from me, &an insidious anger has overtaken my heart. i will annihilate your armored ass

ok i’m done being crazy lol

no i’m not

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past