fire that keeps us ,

I can never predict how weird I am going to be in a given situation and this is my cross to bear

“tumblr is an echo chamber where people only see opinions of other people they agree with” please be serious. i have longtime beloved mutuals who are swifties. your experience is not universal

Why did "lmao" stick around but "rofl" die. Any theories on this

Seeing ads for perfume is so crazy.. like girl what do they smell like

jousting is the most human thing ever invented, to me. lets ride on the back of horses and hit eachother with sticks as hard as we can for sport. i think that thought process is what the human spirit is all about

And is this train due in 0 minutes in the station with us right now?

I feel so bad for kids right now. imagine hearing "come make a tiktok with mommy" like ummm your mom is a loser. I'm so sorry

Sorry i haven't replied to your email. A large bird carried me away to an enchanted land where night is day and day is night and i just got back into the office

What’s an iPod?

been on tumblr so long my text post is outdated…

ngl if i was a elphephant id whip that thing around crazy style