he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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Sweet Seals For You, Always

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Three Goblin Art
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todays bird

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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YOU’RE TOO LATE SPIDERMAN! YOU’LL NEVER GET YOUR TURKEY DEFROSTED IN TIME! THANKSGIVING IS DONE FOR! NYEHEHEHEHE
Not so fast! Submerge the bird in cold tap water and replace that water every 30 minutes until thawed if you want to salvage your holiday feast
Well I’ll be damned, Spiderman did it. He saved Thanksgiving.
Good work, Spiderman. I’m proud of you. Unlike my own cringefail son.
I have this Problem where sometimes if I German all Day speak then I at Night it difficult find it offtoturn.

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normally when there's a new trend I simply let it pass me by and feel enriched for not succumbing to peer pressure to purchase an object I don't need. but I will admit with my whole chest that I was wrong about air fryers they are exactly as useful as everyone was acting like they were a few years ago.
God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.
"what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins" is honestly the thing I needed to hear today
@theshitpostcalligrapher
vibes
ink: diamine firestorm
what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck
can you reach in my pocket and hand me my cigarettes

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They're finally doing something about woke cereal
Can't decide if this 1977 dome home in Kalamazoo, MI looks like chocolates or onions. 3bds, 4ba, 6,347sqft, cut $600k to $1.3m. On the market 252 days.
If you’re having a bad day, just remember that someone somewhere is seeing Safety Tips From Anubis for the very first time.
That person is me
as an egyptologist, this fake egyptian bothered me so much. so i fixed it.
basic pronunciation followed by egyptological transcription in parentheses and translation in quotation marks.
frame 1: inek inpu (i̓nk i̓npw), “I am Anubis”
frame 2, poison: em wenem (m wnm), “do not eat”
frame 3, smoke detector: pa-yee pu em khenem khety (pꜣy pw m ḫnm ḥty), “this is for smelling smoke”
frame 4: ah-sh pa-yee tchen yot khena ta-yee tchen mawt (ꜥš pꜣy.ṯn i̓t ḥnꜥ tꜣy.ṯn mwt), “call your father and your mother”
frame 5: ankh wedja seneb (ꜥnḫ wḏꜣ snb), “live, prosper, and be healthy” ← like egyptian “farewell”

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omg you people can do anything