An Angry Pacifist

[unblues a character's eyes]

Not to be dramatic or anything but this is the funiest thing ive ever seen

[unblues a character's eyes]

can’t stop thinking about this instagram reel i saw that was just the text “at this point i wouldn’t even know if i had the diarrhea parasite”

i JUST told my coworker exactly this #greatminds

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

14/10 doing his best

You'd think "don't use a fictional creature as an allegory for oppressed minorities and as a horde of vile automatons that it's always okay to kill in the same work at the same time" would be a no brainer, but roughly 70% of all works featuring goblins and/or robots demonstrate otherwise.

Star Wars using this exact formula with droids blows my mind to this day. Like, they really can’t decide whether they’re actually an oppressed group or genuinely mindless automatons whose inner lives we don’t need to worry about.

Given that Solo: A Star Wars Story features a droid liberation activist who's very obviously characterised as a mean-spirited parody of a women's rights activist and whose concerns are consistently treated as misguided and laughable (before they blow her up and use her brain to repair a spaceship), I'm not sure it's that the writers can't decide so much as it that they don't want to say what they really think out loud.

obsessed with the fact that howl movingcastle, like, is the ideal portal fantasy protagonist. he's a welsh rugby-playing grad student who enters a magical world where he discovers he's a wildly powerful wizard. there's an evil witch out to get him and the king needs his help and there's a curse catching up with him. he has a magical creature sidekick and an orphan apprentice and a mentor who gets killed by the evil witch halfway through and a love interest under a terrible curse. the story is BEGGING for him to be the main character. and he's just like. no <3.

That's because he's a slitherer-outer (according to my girl Sophie)

Fidel Castro

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

Songs are for cats videos not for making slideshows of your boyfriend or children! That's the only function of music these days...to commemorate our cats.