that’s robert pins to you

We're in a very interesting period of time where I can go online and get really valuable and insightful political commentary from former Department of Labor secretary Robert Reich, and then I can go to another window and distract myself by watching his son Sam Reich host/torture a bunch of improv comedians in a variety of creative ways.

if i was a celebrity i would want people to speculate on my sexuality and disorders because maybe it would help me out

let the hard animal of your body hate what it hates

sorry for being so obsessed with that little man who lives in my head. as if i have any choice

you've all gotta stop acting like "overweight" is a gentle PC alternative for the word fat and not itself an assertion of the ontological wrongness of being large. Over What Weight Precisely

I love movies where the plot takes place in less than a day. It’s like. What if these people were experiencing the worst 8 hours of the entire lives and you got to see the highlight reel?

I'd rather get 100 million without losing anything

we can't do that but you can get $100 and you won't lose anything

Dollars aren't going to do me any good I'm English

you also have the power to make someone bald, I tried to give a little something for everyone here

likes aren’t valueless to me. when senpai (my most discerning mutuals) notices me i smile beatifically and regain 1 hp