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ok but if you go to the actual article the person was buried with women’s accessories and in the manner reserved for women and from that they decided it must be a gay man which is sort of hilarious

2015

i fucking love Car Lesbians man its the funniest damn ttrpg ive ever seen. the knowledge it came from 4chan explains literally every damn thing about it

okay now that we’ve a had couple lesbian blockbusters and milfs are having a romance moment, we need to bring back the manic pixie dream girl. she was never fuckin suited to fixing all the problems of some boring twenty year old everyman, but you know who could actually benefit from a quirky free-spirited blue haired girl with pronouns (she/they)? a newly divorced forty-something mom who’s trying to learn how to be herself for the first time in her life

You need to start going to metal concerts and offering estrogen to any men you see by saying it’s drugs.

Whenever the Queen conquers a kingdom she likes to take all the female nobility and lock them in cages and shit to keep. She resents the implication that she's getting them pregnant repeatedly, mostly because she doesn't know you like that. She doesn't want you to be knowing these things about her sex life. Pervert.

little miss instant loss bait would—wait, she actually didn’t fold? she fully resisted, like, for real? holy shit. uhhhhhh. i’ve gotta reevaluate the rest of this post now fuck

little miss 100k word bad end lesbian mindbreak novel would like to tell you she hates you with every fiber of her being and that she’ll see her friends again no matter the cost