it say on my er till i am

-_- *gievs in to all darkest urges*

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

I am going to fuck this cartoon character . (pulls lever, machinery begins powering on)

ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz

died at the window sill

I love the concept of someone teaching you how to fuck. how to kiss, what it feels like to have someone else’s hands on you, someone else’s tongue. all under the guise of them being helpful, sweet to you, so you’re not nervous for when it ‘really’ happens. only for them to make sure they’re the only ones who ever get to see you that way

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

spelling voyeurism can be remembered by the simple mnemonic (yoda voice) Very Open Your Erotic Underwear Ripping Is..... (stop doing the yoda voice here) Sexual Monitoring