it say on my er till i am

I am going to fuck this cartoon character . (pulls lever, machinery begins powering on)

ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz

died at the window sill

I love the concept of someone teaching you how to fuck. how to kiss, what it feels like to have someone else’s hands on you, someone else’s tongue. all under the guise of them being helpful, sweet to you, so you’re not nervous for when it ‘really’ happens. only for them to make sure they’re the only ones who ever get to see you that way

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

spelling voyeurism can be remembered by the simple mnemonic (yoda voice) Very Open Your Erotic Underwear Ripping Is..... (stop doing the yoda voice here) Sexual Monitoring

when the music fucks you with the strap #yes

peeling off your android girlfriend's synthetic skin like lingerie

i am inventing a new for m of cunnnilingus more parasocial than the last . be ready.

gloryhole but its an adventurer that got captured by a mimic

imagine it, you get too close to a suspicious chest and it snaps open to reveal dozens of tentacles that easily lift you up and pull you inside of it and snap shut again, except you're not fully inside of it, your limbs and torso are tucked inside but your ass is peeking out of the false chest, leaving your hole fully exposed and on display for the rest of the monsters that lurk in the cave