it say on my er till i am

spelling voyeurism can be remembered by the simple mnemonic (yoda voice) Very Open Your Erotic Underwear Ripping Is..... (stop doing the yoda voice here) Sexual Monitoring

when the music fucks you with the strap #yes

peeling off your android girlfriend's synthetic skin like lingerie

i am inventing a new for m of cunnnilingus more parasocial than the last . be ready.

gloryhole but its an adventurer that got captured by a mimic

imagine it, you get too close to a suspicious chest and it snaps open to reveal dozens of tentacles that easily lift you up and pull you inside of it and snap shut again, except you're not fully inside of it, your limbs and torso are tucked inside but your ass is peeking out of the false chest, leaving your hole fully exposed and on display for the rest of the monsters that lurk in the cave

girl who's into orientation play comes over to my house and is confused when I start doing icebreakers and telling her things she already knows

wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn