🍃Forever Ever?🍃

*aggressively doesn’t know*

I hate when people act like there’s an age limit on fun, excitement, whimsy, silliness, new experiences, finding love, making mistakes, or literally doing anything other than being an NPC drone who has a corporate job and 2.4 kids like sorry you’re a boring bitch but some people continue to live life beyond the age of 30

*leaves my porch light on for you*

i keep thinking i will just figure it out later but given my track record of [gestures vaguely] i am not so sure anymore

you’ll be fine. you made it out of impossible situations before and you will do it again

hey bro, can you give yourself some grace? cut yourself some slack? maybe treat yourself with the same patience and love you offer to your peers?

BITCH = Believe It Truly Can Happen.

Love the word "also". I have more things to say

fuck. i love my own blog. it’s almost like it’s full of things i would post it’s crazy

what they don't tell you is that after you turn 30 you have ocasional but powerful bouts of home ownership fever, which is like baby fever but instead of randomly really wanting a baby you go on zillow and look at modest properties you will nonetheless never be able to afford. and then it passes and you're like wtf was that about. yay time for another $6 coffee to stave off the dread

this too shall pass but like… when

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

i’m sorry but there really is nothing more erotic than two people stuck in a room together playing mind games and asking each other personal questions while being restricted by the boundaries of a professional relationship