lia

easy to forget but book jon snow is great actually. he gets so drunk he cries in his first chapter. he's 16 years old and laser focused on loan negotiation. he keeps getting promoted against his will. he's the chosen fantasy protagonist with the worst genre awareness ever. he implements pro immigration social reforms. he has a giant albino pet wolf. he cuts a guy's head off. he thinks he invented cunnilingus. he's been dead for 15 years.

arya not being sure if catelyn will want her back, wondering if robb will ransom her now that he’s a king, thinking that she’ll have to act like a “proper” lady in order for sansa to forgive her…but never once doubting that she can go to jon, that he will keep her safe and protect her because “jon will want me, even if no one else does” 🥹

neil and jean are unconsciously attached at the hip the second they’re in the same state. jeremy and jean are with a group of visiting foxes and jeremy asks where neil is. jean just gives him a weird look before stepping back to reveal that neil is literally right next to him, just hidden from jeremy by their size difference. allison walking into the dorm, seeing neil on the couch during movie night and having a full conversation only to be scared shitless when a hand reaches out of the shadows and baps neil on the head, jean having been standing behind the couch. they do not understand why this freaks everyone out.

Jeaneil’s dynamic is such that if any of the Trojans ever ask when was the last time Jean spoke to Neil, he undoubtedly says some shit like, “I go to great lengths to avoid speaking to that devil child more than is absolutely necessary,” but then like a week later his housemates get into an argument in the kitchen while Jean is doing homework on his laptop and he suddenly goes, “You may not want to discuss that here; I am on a Skype call with Neil.” Laila turns to him, incredulous, because “I thought you didn’t speak to him??” but Jean just answers very seriously, “We are not speaking.”

I need Neil to appear unannounced and fix Jeremy’s missing passport and papers problem with a flick of his mafia fairy wand in the next book

jean in the future trying to explain why neil is his misplaced forever partner and everyone thinking that Andrew would be jealous but matt is the one who is about to freak out because no way the french guy is about to steal his bro his one and only platonic soulmate

I will never get over the fact that rick riordan's favorite way of uplifting other characters is to tear percy jackson down